Dr. Boyar

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Doctor Boyar- What a lazy man
pills in his hands
Doesn't want to learn how to drive
Doctor Boyar- Glares at his chauffeur
ignores his every sir
Won't even acknowledge he's alive
Doctor Boyar- Ugly as can be
let's everyone see
He's just as ugly inside
Doctor Boyar- Lying to the sick
slink away so slick
doesn't want to be at their side

"Here's the grin, let's begin
this will hurt quite a bit,
Here's the grin, let's begin, this will hurt quite a lot!"

Doctor Boyar- Evil little man
latex glove on his hand
always keeps an extra near by
Doctor Boyar- His only joy's at work
where he acts like a jerk
and makes the little children cry
Doctor Boyar- always has fun
evil pediatrician
when he gives the children a shot
Doctor Boyar- no stickers or balloons
candy or cartoons
decorate his office for the tots

"Here's the grin, let's begin, this will hurt quite a bit,
Here's the grin, let's begin, this will hurt quite a lot!"

Doctor Boyar- asks little Mary if she's feeling all right...
Doctor Boyar- gives her a shot and now she can't sleep at night...

Doctor Boyar- What an awful shame
to give a bad name
to all the good doctors out there
Doctor Boyar- I wish it weren't true
but what can we do
the dirty motherfucker doesn't care

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from Granny Smith, released March 1, 2001

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Apple Slap San Francisco, California

Bay area band Apple Slap served seven years worth of fine pop rock and recorded six discs of music.
The band consisted of:
Dustin Miller (guitar & vocals)
Mark Duncanson (drums & vocals)
Kevin Costa (bass & vocals 1998-2003)
Brian Margrave (guitar, keys & percussion)
Greg Dunkailo (bass & vocals 2004-2005)
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